500+ Funny Whatsapp Messages

Funny messages are very popular among Whatsapp user, everyday Facebook user look for new and like catching status, Unique and funny status also help in collecting a lot of, So we are listing few popular WhatsApp messages used by WhatsApp user in groups and private conversation.

Whatsapp Funny Status

  1. You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!
  2. If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
  3. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  4. I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!
  5.  Dear math: I am not a therapist, so solve your own problems.
  6. What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when i get tired i put the mirror down
  7. 4 out of 5 urologists smell an apple juice before they drink it.
  8. Girls spend the first 10 years of their life playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
  9. How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freak in turtle??
  10.  How much do I have to drink to get a mosquito drunk?
  11. Today I decided to burn calories so i turned fire on fat kids!!
  12.  I’m not saying you’re stupid; you just have bad luck when you’re thinking.
  13. I miss you like a retard misses the point!
  14. wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…but suicide’s a crime.
  15. I wish I had Doras parents… They let that girl go everywhere!
  16. I got all excited when my husband said he was taking somewhere expensive tonight. 10 minutes later we were at the gas station.
  17. “Super” Mario should so be a kid role model: “Heyy kids don’t be racist… I’m an Italian made by the Japanese I speak English I look like a Mexican and I run like a Jamaican!”
  18. Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms.
  19. Ok Mario you can hit bricks with your head right? Then why do you die when you touch a turtle WTF! -.-
  20. A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.
  21.  When a lady had a nice time with a guy, she looks forward for the next moment and the guys looks forward for the next chick.
  22. I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
  23.  they say you should pay taxes with a smile, I tried……. but they wanted cash.
  24. The awkward moment when you go to grab someone sexy and tell em hey and you run into the mirror!
  25. The awkward moment when your at your friends house and your friend is fighting with their parents so you just go and pat the dog.
  26. Children – You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  27. Success is like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
  28. I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
  29. Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven!
  30. Insert coin to view WhatsApp message?
  31. When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
  32. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say “in jesus name amen”.
  33. Note to self: Never make eye contact with a man while eating a banana.
  34. Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know.
  35. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next“.
  36. A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. “Do u have any last requests?” “Yes, will u hold my hand.Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome daughter-well done!
  37. When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
  38. Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
  39. Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
  40. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
  41. I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
  42. Dear Warner Bros: Now that I’m an adult, I feel I’m am old enough to hear what the “Beep Beep” is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
  43. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
  44. Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my messages. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  45. Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
  46. Fucking” is one of those fucking words you can fucking put any fucking where in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense.
  47. Just wanna be a good guy, no matter how hard it is…
  48.  People always say hard work pays off in future but, why wouldn’t they think of Laziness that pays off now.
  49.  I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
  50. Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, know why?? It isn’t my birthday today!!
  51. It’s too bad that not many people repeat their mistakes. I’m so good at it.
  52. wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and kiss him.
  53. Best file compression around: “DELETE” = 100% compression.
  54. I want to kill the smartest person in the world… but suicide is a crime, you know!!
  55. If you try to fail and you succeed, have you succeeded or failed?
  56. 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
  57. If you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
  58. Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
  59. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  60. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
  61. Assassins do it from behind.
  62. I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
  63. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions
  64. I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook. Probably my work.
  65. I am the type of person who laughs at mistakes, so pardon me if I laugh at your face
  66. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
  67. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use Facebook and they won’t bother you for Weeks
  68. I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
  69. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  70. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling.
  71. I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, “How did you get in here?”
  72. Not every flower can say love, a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!”
  73. Today I told my car it’s ok to tell me it’s a Transformer. It did’nt answer. I figure it’s just waiting for the right moment….
  74. I’m so cool I embarass winter
  75. Allow me to introduce my selves.
  76. Morning all…. as you can see your assassins fails!
  77. My gf died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water.
  78. When you sponsor a dog, The dog will write back to you… How??
  79. So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  80. “Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.”
  81. ..says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
  82. “Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.”
  83. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
  84. I will stop judging myself on how many people I have on my friends list. Also, stop taking posed, extreme angle profile pics…if you know me you know what I really look like.
  85. If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
  86. You can steal my status updates if you like, but I lick every single one before I post them.
  87. Next time your “making love” try screaming your own name!
  88. If life is such a bitch , Why do 97% of Men Marry one ??
  89. Take life as it comes in your face and runs down your chin.
  90. When I die, i`m gonna have a “like” and “dislike” button on my gravestone
  91. Do not ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
  92. Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit!
  93. There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  94. Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks everyone.
  95. I know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling.
  96. I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”
  97. Violence is not the answer only a temporary solution, read that on wikipedia somewhere!
  98. If the world was fair, Elvis Presley would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead!
  99. Relationships are like Tom & Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other.
  100. Just deleted 100 friends… if you are reading this congrats my friend
  101. Life’s a bitch, if it were a slut it’d be so much easier.
  102. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some continue to abuse the privilege!
  103. I used to laugh from my heart now I laugh from mind. The only reason why I’m still laughing is to keep you from knowing that I’m crying.
  104. …Says that one day, you will look at me and think – “he was good to me…he really did love me.”
  105. you can replace me… but you can never forget me…
  106. Which is worse? To be in someone’s life but not in their dreams? Or to be in someone’s dreams but not in their life?
  107. I woke up again today with my heart hurting… it misses you. I don’t know why. It should hate you for breaking it and making it miserable, but it doesn’t.
  108. it hurts when you try to make things RIGHT, and all that they can see in you is WRONG.
  109. girls fall in love with what they hear and boys fall in love with what they see and that’s why girls wear make up and boys lie
  110. U pushed me so far away, now I’m on the edge. Do u love me enough to pull me back? Or prove me right and let me fall, letting the next person pick me up!MeliMel
  111. I’ve let certain people stay in my life far longer than they deserve and it’s time to toss out the trash and bring back those who did nothing wrong
  112. you won’t tell me because you think the truth will hurt me, but it’s the lie that’s killing me
  113. I’m trying not to love you. I’m trying not to care. I’m trying not to live my life wishing you were here. But i just can’t do it.. </3
  114. It’s funny how girls RUN from the guys who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry..
  115. Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares
  116. Sometimes when you love something, it’s best to let it go…But what happens if you love something so much, you can’t let it go?
  117. no use, don’t try i will sit here and die. no rose no kiss could make up for this, you were my world, my life, now i just think of you when i pick up the knife
  118. Don’t tell me you love me, i might do something crazy like believe you.
  119. Even with all this pain inside of me, I still try to keep a smile on my face
  120. It’s sad when the person that made you feel this bad in the first place, has no idea that you hurt at all.
  121. sometimes all you ever want is someone to want and need you as much as you want and need them
  122. is tired of always being second best, why cant i be first for once! I do have a heart u know, it’s not a toy which can be played with whenever u feel like it!
  123. is tired of always being second best, why cant i be first for once! I do have a heart u know, it’s not a toy which can be played with whenever u feel like it!
  124. trust is better than love~~you can always love someone that you can trust~~but you can’t always trust someone that you love.
  125. Frustrated because I can’t tell if it’s real. Mad because I don’t know how you feel. Upset because we can’t make it right. Sad because I need you day and night.
  126. If you love someone, you should never give up on them, even if they make mistakes..
  127. Even though you hurt me so much I don’t hate you, I don’t regret meeting you, I don’t regret loving you, because you are the reason I am who I am, strong.
  128. its like being trapped, when someone you love breaks your heart , it gets hard to love anymore or to even trust anyone with your heart.
  129. is thinking it is time to step back, take a deep breath, and let things fall where they may. It will all work out in the end, even if it’s not the way we want.
  130. Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement, like a kind of mental illness.
  131. You knew I was broken, yet, you had to crush the already broken bits into tiny, unfixable pieces…
  132. The strongest people are not those who always win, but those who stand back up when they fall.
  133. I use to say…I will dry your eyes, I will fight your fight, I will hold you tight, and I won’t let go..Then one day i realized your just not worth it any more
  134. No matter what happens; your always going to love that one person, even if they hurt you a million and one times.
  135. If you care and love someone you don’t go flirting with others .You make that person know how you feel.That is what is wrong in the world . some are never happy
  136. mom always said not to write on walls . . . but apparently on Facebook u can.
  137. since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
  138. Had a very busy day today, converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. Aha very productive
  139. i di dont get it when someone says paper beats rock in paper scissors rock, what happens if i threw a rock at u and all u had was a piece of paper to defend urself
  140. Finds it funny when somebody rings your house phone and then asks where you are?
  141. History lesson: The dinosaur’s didn’t go extinct. Barney showed up and they all committed suicide.
  142. Need to talk? (Text Me) Need a friend? (Call Me) Need a hug? (Stop By) Need some money? (This number is no longer in service)
  143. singing ‘u raise me up’ while going up on an escalator
  144. 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I’M STILL SINGLE
  145. I’m too hot to handle, but too cold to hold, so take me to bed and do as you’re told
  146. OMG a spider on the keyboard!! eiq fns;dfovs idjfiods jfoljmoaisdjf asdfklasjd iuey wr 7v3e2qtwtyehcu9we8cby9q7edyh9ih NOPE IT’S OK I GOT IT!
  147. Girls can play football but guys won’t let us play because they’re scared we’ll beat them at that too
  148. Exams Are like Girl Friends-To many questions-Difficult to understand-More explanation needed-Result is Always Fail
  149. TEACHER: “Johnny use defeat, deduct, defense and detail in one sentence.” JOHNNY: de-feet of de-duck went over de-fence before de-tail.
  150. Stop hating on Justin Bieber! he’s just a little girl trying to achieve his dreams!
  151. In the past 20 years we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash.
  152. Boy breaks girl’s heart. Girl breaks boy’s X box. Who cried harder?
  153. is back from prison…i mean school…i don’t know the difference!!
  154. thinks nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
  155. Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember – Albert Einstein
  156. sweet as sugar…hard as ice…hurt me once…i’ll kill u twice
  157. You’re so fake, I’m surprised you don’t have a “Made in China” sticker on you.
  158. So i saw a butterfly today…it had no wings…So i decided to pour some red bull on and and BAM It drowned i guess red bull doesn’t give you wings
  159. Yes I’m short. Another word for fun-sized, portable, adorable and I can make funny noises in a crowd and no one would know it was me.
  160. It’s wet, rub it up & down. If it’s small put 2 fingers in it, if it’s big put 3 fingers in it.. Yup, that’s how to wash a cup!
  161. Are you from Jamaica? Cause Ja-makin me wanna f*ck you.
  162. i did not fall…i just attacked the floor!!l
  163. Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
  164. Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!”
  165. he who laughs last thinks slowest but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind
  166. Facebook is like the fridge. You keep checking on it every 10 minutes, but there really isn’t anything new for you to look at. =)
  167. Check This Out! ___/\___*\o/*___ (“SHARK ATTACKING A CHEERLEADER!”) lmao
  168. Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in.
  169. “2pac’s” of “Eminems” cost “50 Cent” that’s “Ludacris” & can i have my “nickleback” ?
  170. Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.
  171. If “poli” means many, and “tics” means blood sucking insects, what does politics mean?
  172. wants to know who his real friends are…Who’s gonna help me move a dead body tonight at around 8pm?
  173. i like my men like i like my shoes… tall and cute(:
  174. ‘WHIP MY HAIR’ must be a really depressing song for bald people.
  175. my motto today and most every day is, “i may be LATE but I am WORTH the Wait.”
  176. if T.G.I.F means “thank goodness it’s Friday” Does S.H.I.T mean “Sorry honey, it’s Thursday “?
  177. Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. Damn ice, how much more damage can you do?!
  178. when i want you, you don’t love me. when i need you, your not there. when i finally move on you realize what you lost.
  179. What I learned from Movies: No matter how fast you run, a psychopath can catch up to you by walking slowly
  180. omg you’re gonna love this press F13 on your keyboard
  181. If a kiss was a rain drop id send you a shower if a hug was a second id send you an hour
  182. if water was sweet id send u the sea If you need love id send you me
  183. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry ?
  184. I’m changing my Facebook name to “no-one” so when i like people’s statuses it will say “no-one likes your status”
  185. votes that we need a “smack” button next to the “poke” button and a “hate” button next to the “like” button. Who’s with me???
  186. Friends like are underwear, they’re always here. Good friends are like condoms, they protect you. Best friends are like Viagra, they get you up when you fall
  187. A good friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting beside you in that jail cell stating “Ohhhhhh we’re in trouble”
  188. You know your having a bad day when you get hit by a parked car.
  189. If your supposed to expect the unexpected wouldn’t that make the unexpected expected since your expecting it?
  190. Life really is about the little things…like pushing an unsuspecting co-worker into the freezer and leaning against the door
  191. I may not have the most friends but that’s because I go for QUALITY not QUANTITY!
  192. I was in my little cousins room and she had a Justin Bieber poster on her wall, so I asked her if she liked him. Her response, ” NO I throw darts at her”
  193. is painting a blue square in the backyard, so google earth thinks I have a pool!
  194. life has its ups and downs..,so up the music and down the vodka
  195. REMINDER: it is illegal to kill people even if they are stupid
  196. If a pain in the head is a migraine, what are you? An assgraine?
  197. has learned so much from his mistakes that he thinks he will make some more
  198. You know, singing in the shower is dangerous! Because singing leads to dancing, and dancing leads to slipping!
  199. Why is it every time I get an Idea, everybody says-oh no.. ?
  200. This is me. Any questions, complaints or suggestions please press the red X in the top right corner of your screen.
  201. 10 fish where swimming 6 drown 2 came back to life how many fish survived?
  202. Stop counting u geek fish cant drown !
  203. If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old
  204. if you’re ever being talked about, remember, great minds create idea, average minds create events, and small minds create rumors.
  205. Name your iPod “Titanic” plug it in, “Titanic is Syncing” Press cancel… Feel like a hero (:
  206. Remember that time on the bus…when you stuck your head out the window, i stuck out my butt out next to you, and everyone thought we were twins?suffers from U.A.D “Uncontrollable Awesomeness Disorder”
  207. Did you just like your own status? Seriously, That’s like calling you cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.
  208. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
  209. Q:What should you do if you see your Ex in pain, limping and bleeding???A:Take a deep breath, reload, aim and fire again.
  210. So far today I made only one mistake… I GOT OUT OF BED!!!
  211. I filled out an application today. One of the questions was to give an example of team work. I put down “gang bang.” What? I thought it was a good answer.
  212. when i was born i was so mad at my parents i didn’t talk to them for two years!
  213. If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?
  214. tried to say no to the vodka…but it 40% stronger than me X x
  215. Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition!
  216. I couldn’t insult you anymore than nature has already done!
  217. I love my pillow cause it gives me different hairs styles everyday!!
  218. i wanna make a new account on fb and put the name as nobody so when stupid ppl put crap i can like it and it Will say nobody likes this
  219. …is taking a mental vacation…my body is here but my mind is gone somewhere tropical with lots of water sunshine and a cold drink
  220. I respect all those people who hate me because my middle finger rises up and salutes them.
  221. you can’t hold on to what’s in front of you if you don’t let go of what’s behind you…
  222. The worst way to miss someone is having them by your side and knowing you won’t ever have them.
  223. At some point you need to stop and think: What do you love more; yourself, or the person hurting you? Is it worth the pain. Or would you rather be happy?
  224. Some days I wish you’d love me back. Other days I know wishing wont help, and I cry as I try to stop loving you. But my heart knows what it wants.
  225. & now I’m sitting here thinking about all those sweet things you said to me, how much i wanted to be with you, you had a chance, prove to me you deserve another
  226. People say follow your heart, but when your heart is in pieces which piece do you follow?
  227. Man’s silence is the best answer for a woman to let go.
  228. Never play on someone who showed you what love means. Coz only when its too late that you’ll realize,you’ve lost something you would never have again
  229. If you REALLY love me, show it don’t say it. Words mean nothing, it’s the actions that really speak!
  230. my mind knows that i cant have what i want, but my heart wont listen. heartache is coming again.
  231. When you give someone a second chance its like providing them with another bullet after they missed you the first time
  232. A real friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else just sees the smile on your face. A true friend knows your heart.
  233. It’s hard loving someone knowing they don’t love you back, but it’s even harder loving someone when you know you shouldn’t because the timing isn’t right
  234. “Have you ever noticed that the people that who say they love you soo much are the people who hurt you the worst” –
  235. the difference between falling for a guy an falling off a horse is when you fall off a horse you can get back on.
  236. I smile & act like nothings hurting me.I really don’t know what’s wrong with u. But I know one thing.no matter how much u hurt me, I can’t stop loving u
  237. For Sale: 1 Heart. Horrible condition. I don’t care what you do with it, just rip it out of my chest and take away this pain.
  238. Relationships aren’t perfect. Perfection is when you and I can go through anything and still stand strong together. Wiser. and more in love than imaginable.
  239. “How can I give you all of me, when all I get is half of you?”
  240. A guy and a girl can’t simply be friends, one will end up falling for the other and one will get their heart broken.
  241. I woke up from a dream about you. It was so beautiful that I cried when I woke up, because it wasn’t real.
  242. when i want you, you don’t love me. when i need you, your not there. when i finally move on you realize what you lost.
  243. When you lied to me, I was terribly hurt.. But my heart says, the pain could never erase the love I have for you..And here I am, still in love with you.
  244. Sometimes what you expect from a Friend, you get it from a Stranger
  245. When it comes to matters of the Head vs. Heart, most will follow their heart…but is it wise to trust something that has been broken so many times?
  246. I hate how I’ve been hurt, but i don’t hate you.I couldn’t even bring myself to dislike you.But still loving you hurts- because I’m not loved back
  247. I’ll always love you, no matter how badly you hurt me, no matter how many tears i cry …
  248. I want you to be happy. Even if I feel hurt.
  249. no matter how much i try to forget you, you’ll always be a permanent stain on my heart
  250. One of the hardest things in love Is when your mind tells you to give up, but your heart won’t let you.
  251. Be the one who brightens his day don’t be the storm cloud hovering over his head
  252. No matter how many hints I give you, you still don’t see me as anything more than a friend.
  253. I’m not stupid, u don’t think i know things, my problem is i love you so much i choose to deal with the pain it causes me  your slowly breaking my heart!
  254. There’s NO point of LOVING the person you LOVE when the person you LOVE doesn’t LOVE you back :’(
  255. You say you love me and you will never leave, but open your eyes a little more because sad part is I see you leaving little each day.
  256. Someone can only push you away so long before you stop coming close enough for them to push you away. You want me away from you? Fine, I”ll go.
  257. I try to delete you… but i cant delete you from my heart and my heart wont let me delete you from my world..
  258. They always say to follow your heart.So what do you do when it leads you to a dead end?
  259. Notice it’s always the ones you love the most who also make you cry the hardest.
  260. Heartbreak definition: When you know it’s not you they want and you love them enough to let them go… so you walk away feeling like you left your heart behind.memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.
  261. REMEMBER: Don’t trust too much. Don’t love too much. Don’t hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.
  262. I wonder if you see the way my eyes sparkle when you are around.and I wonder why you don’t realize whats right in front of you.All you have to do is open them
  263. No one knows how much I needed you. No one knows how much I cared for you. No one knows how much you meant to me. No one understands how much I loved you.
  264. u can push me away if that’s what u want; i will let you go, but please don’t ask me to stop loving you.because that’s just too much to ask.
  265. waited long enough to get a text from u.i hope u enjoyed playing the game of pretending that u cared…
  266. We shared so much laughter, so many smiles, and so many good memories. I don’t know why you would just go and throw it all away like it meant nothing to you
  267. Don’t waste your time on someone who doesn’t care about you as much as you do about them
  268. When you LOVE, you get HURT; when u get HURT, you HATE; when you HATE, YOU try to FORGET; when you try to FORGET you start MISSING; when you MISS; YOU FALL
  269. And one day you will realize I was the one who loved you the most, the one whose heart was yours, but by then it may be too late.
  270. LOVE doesn’t Hurt, If you are getting Hurt ? It’s not LOVE..
  271. this hurts more then words can say more then you will ever know…i just want it back the way it was i want everything to be okay.
  272. Maybe I did try too hard to be your everything, but it is just too bad after everything I am your nothing.
  273. U ar the tear on my cheek, the flesh of my scars, and the hatred in my heart, yet U are the smile of my lips, the Life of my soul, and the only love of my heart
  274. you may not SEE that I’m JEALOUS, you may not FEEL that I’m HURT, you may not HEAR my CRIES, but every time I REALIZE that you are FALLING for SOMEONE … I DIE
  275. What do you do when the only person you want to be with doesn’t want to be with you?
  276. dear heart, sometimes i really hate you, please stop hurting
  277. I have a heart, but it belongs to someone who will never be mine…
  278. Be brave enough to accept that some things aren’t meant to be. Letting go takes courage. You’re not really alone, you’re allowing yourself to grow stronger.
  279. You told me that NO ONE would ever come between us. Then he comes along and u forget what u said to me!
  280. You brought out the best in me, my love, caring, and doing things for you I never did for anyone before. To bad you threw it and me all away!!
  281. You said you loved me, i believed you. You lied, I’m hurt…guess that’s what i get for beveling someone that obviously don’t know what love is.
  282. I tired so hard to not feel anything for you, but I ended up having feelings for you anyway. I knew it would happen and i knew it would hurt.
  283. Have you ever wanted to cry so bad but can’t get that first tear to fall because you’ve been holding it in for so long…
  284. Has finally realized the one thing he wants in life will never happen
  285. I didn’t like you, I loved you: I didn’t want you, I needed you: you didn’t hurt me, you broke me.
  286. I’m scared because i don’t want anyone else to have your heart i don’t want anyone else to kiss your lips i don’t want anyone else to be in your arm.
  287. be careful what you say/do to the one you love..once you lose their trust it can never really be restored and things will NEVER be the same,
  288. they say “do what your heart tells you” but it’s hard to hear my heart over everything my brain is screaming at me!
  289. Dear Heart, sorry for all the pain you’re going through, no matter how hard I try I just can’t seem to find someone who won’t hurt us both
  290. You can love someone with all you have, and get nothing in return and still pretend to be happy. It shouldn’t be that way.
  291. Why do we love the people that hurt us, and hurt the people that love us?
  292. I don’t know what to think anymore.One day you say you love me and the next day you won’t even talk to me. Am I missing something?
  293. My wish for you is to find happiness even though it is without me.
  294. Our memories together will fade in time, now that we are apart. But you will always own a piece of my heart!
  295. In some cases,giving up DOESN’T mean you’re weak.Sometimes it means you’ve beenSTRONG enoughgo let go. ♥
  296. Love is a painful game, your heart will get broken, stomped, crushed and shattered before you find the one person that can put it all back together again.
  297. we never really move on, we get used to the pain..
  298. I think a PART OF ME will always be waiting for YOU.
  299. The greatest pain that comes from LOVE is loving someone whom you can never have in your life.
  300. the saddest thing in the world is watching the person you love walk away!
  301. Relationships are like broken glass. Sometimes, your better off leaving things broken, instead of hurting yourself more, trying to fix something that you can’t.
  302. LOVE = The feeling that can make you feel like you are on top of the world at the same time can make you feel like the world is on top of you.
  303. I love you..is that not enough?oh wait I forgot you don’t care how I feel.
  304. Every time I look at u, every time I talk 2 u, every time I laugh w/ u, & every time I smile with u I fall deeper in love with u. But u don’t ever seem to care.
  305. I believe destiny allows some people to meet, just to torture them with the fact that there MAY NOT be a possible way they can be together.
  306. I’m just gonna say it. I Love You. I know you may not love me back, but I had to say it, because I can’t move on without you knowing the way I feel.
  307. …Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. Love hurts.
  308. The day he realises who he should really be with, might be the day she tells him she’s waited too long !
  309. I sit there and look at your profile over and over then a tear rolls down my face here it comes the pain the tears i wish you would have stayed with me I LOVE U
  310. I just love the fact you keep telling me all these lies and thinking that I’m dumb enough to believe every word of it.
  311. The smile you see is fake, the laugh you hear isn’t real, the voice you hear is so close to cracking, yet if you ever looked into my eyes, you would know why.
  312. miss, love, and hate have 2 things in common. 4 letters, and they’re usually about the same person..
  313. One day, you’ll look back at the pains and hurts from your past. And you’ll realize that those painful moments are the best thing that has happened to you.
  314. I just want someone to tell me they love me, they’re always there for me, will never leave me…and truly mean it.
  315. i hate how everyone tell me to move on you’ll be okay you just need to move on but they didn’t ever feel the pain i did when it was over!!!
  316. Stuck somewhere between letting go and holding on. It took days to fall in love with you but I believe it will take a lifetime to forget you.
  317. Whats the difference between love and friendship? when you give your heart to your love they brake it but when you give your heart to your friend they make it
  318. If you only knew how hard it was for me to walk away from you. But that is what you want, I’d do anything for you.I’ll be waiting for you to come back.
  319. You can’t lose what you never had, you can’t keep what’s not yours and you can’t hold on to someone who doesn’t want to stay.
  320. Every time i think of you , i feel like crying cause i know ill never be able to call you mine .
  321. you don’t know how much it hurts . ill never be able to let go
  322. falling from bed is much safer than falling in love..
  323. Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
  324. I accept the fact that you’re never gonna be with me, but I also accept the fact that I’m never gonna let you go.
  325. You don’t just get over someone. You either still love them, or never did.
  326. I never built these walls to keep people out. I built them to see who cares enough to take the time to knock them down.
  327. I used to love you. The old you. That’s the person I fell in love with. I don’t even know who you are anymore.
  328. World’s most beautiful words “BUT, I LOVE YOU” World’s most painful words “I LOVE YOU,BUT”
  329. Loving someone who doesn’t love you, it’s like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.
  330. wonders why i feel the need to be committed to someone who’s not committed to me.
  331. I’m trying to move forward, but i keep on looking back. My head is in the future, but my heart is in the past.
  332. You can’t truly love someone until you really hate them because only after hate do you realize if you still love them
  333. Wanna hear a joke?.True love
  334. If you like me tell me, if you don’t like me tell me it will save me alot of pain and time.
  335. Words cant describe my feelings right now… I need a hug. From someone miles away.
  336. People are to be loved and things are to be used. The problem arises when things are loved and people are used.
  337. Some of life’s biggest mistakes I’ve made is not trying hard enough, except this time. This time I tried and gave it my best shot. I lost, but I tried.
  338. When a girl cries over a guy, she misses him. But when a guy cries over a girl, no one could love that girl more then him
  339. Games may be fun. But people aren’t toys, so don’t play with them.
  340. Do not mistake my kindness for my weakness…for if I find out you have used me, you will see just how strong I can be!
  341. I’m not mad at you for doing what you did to me. I’m mad at myself for believing your lies. For believing U could ever be True to me & our Love.
  342. You’ll never feel for me what I feel for you. You’ll never see me the way I see you. But you’ll always hurt me the way I never hurt you.
  343. you said that you love me and that you would never leave me,but my question is why did you suddenly walk away?
  344. the thing that hurts so much is watching the person u love, love someone else :’(
  345. Is missing someone right now that doesn’t deserve to be missed, loves someone that shouldn’t be loved, and wishes that things would have gone another way.
  346. the most painful relationship in the world! Both of us know we love each other but still being friends
  347. Questions of the day: How do you tell your heart to stop loving someone??AND How do you tell your heart to let go of the hope??
  348. it’s weird, when you’re mentally hurting and your heart is breaking, you actually feel this physical pain in your chest, and it’s nearly impossible to smile.
  349. hates waking up every morning and discovering this feeling is still here.
  350. forget me, but don’t forget the way we felt together.
  351. Everyday I wonder “What did I do wrong to make you shut me out of your life?”
  352. I can’t be a game anymore, yes I fell for you, I don’t know if I should have, I want to be happy with you but that can’t happen until you decide what you want.
  353. If you really love me, then step up and prove it. If not, then walk away because I can’t stand the pain.
  354. I’m afraid when you finally come to your senses & realize you want me, I’ll be gone.
  355. Sometimes when you love someone and they don’t love you back… you have to let them go cause you know their happiness is more important than yours…
  356. the worst part is knowing that it meant everything to you but nothing to them.
  357. my heart breaks a little bit more each time i think of you… i act like nothing happened… but inside I’m dying every time see you
  358. Relationships are like roses.They start off as a tiny bud, then bloom into a beautiful rose, but then the rose dies and all that’s left are the painful thorns=(
  359. You say you love me? What is love to you, because if your love is ignoring me everyday and acting like I’m nothing.. We have a total different meaning of it.
  360. I hate that feeling you get when you know someone’s being fake, but you want to believe their not, ’cause you love them so much it hurts . . .
  361. Don’t wait till someone is gone to realize how much you love them, because then it will be too late, and you won’t be able to get them back
  362. being “just friends” with you when i love you so much more than i originally planned is like keeping my dog after he died.
  363. One of these days I’ll learn not to fall for someone cause all that seems to happen is me getting hurt. I’ve given up on love cause love has given up on me.
  364. If you don’t want to see my dark side, DON’T make a promise you can’t stick with, DON’T say what you don’t mean and DON’T get close to me if you can’t handle it
  365. I love you enough to walk away and let you have what you think you want. Hurts like hell, but that’s what real love is all about.
  366. sometimes we say things out of hurt and anger, lash out when we don’t know what else to say or do, but you want to take it back after its been said but cant
  367. Sometimes you just don’t have the words to describe how you’re feeling. And that’s how I’m feeling now.
  368. thinks it really sucks when you open your eyes and realize it was only just a dream…
  369. I love everybody; some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, some I’d love to punch in the face!
  370. I thought that when I first saw you I wouldn’t fall for you. But the minute I talked to you I fell for you. Now I can’t stop thinking about you.
  371. we like each other. we wont admit it to anyone. we laugh, we talk& tell each other secrets. why are we still just friends if we both want to be more than that ?
  372. If you ask me how I am doing, I’ll smile and say “Fine” but if you look in my eyes you’ll see how heartbroken and shattered I really am.
  373. Everyday i look at your profile and go through your pictures hoping to ease the pain…but it doesn’t help. it makes me miss you more. ):
  374. I put a fake smile on and pretend that everything is okay, but on the inside I’m crying with pain.
  375. No matter how many times you shove me aside i still wait for you. I cant kick the feeling so i brake my own heart waiting for you
  376. i love you and that is true, but that is the difference between me and you. .my love is real , to you its just another 3 words you say
  377. I really don’t know why i miss you… because i know you don’t miss me back.
  378. Hates that I have to put on a fake smile and hide the tears that fall everyday…but most of all I hate that you believe me when I say “I’m fine”
  379. loves to see your profile pic on chat…but hates it when you don’t say hey, or whats up…
  380. Don’t change yourself for someone who isn’t willing to change for you.
  381. “With the way my heart loves you right now, I can’t decide either to give up or to keep going on, even if it hurts a lot thinking that you’ll never be mine.”
  382. Why cant you see i cant live without you, Your my everything, And thats never gonna change, Your love is the only thing i need in this world rite now.
  383. I shared my past experience with you and you hit the REPLAY BUTTON ;/
  384. I’m afraid to tell you how i feel cause i don’t want to lose you. so I’m just going to be quite and keep you as a friend and maybe you will come to me.
  385. I live in the present but my mind is in the past, I keep thinking about our memories wondering why didn’t they last !
  386. The most painful moment…When  Someone you know becomes Someone you knew…
  387. How come the ones who claim to love you the most are indeed the ones who hurt you the most?
  388. When the woman you love is quiet it don’t mean he is mad, it means whatever you said/ done has hurt his enough he has no words left :’(
  389. I will never know if it is truly possible for me to stop thinking about you becoz i will never try
  390. When i said i loved you i wasn’t kidding… but obviously you were.
  391. It hurts when you know you can’t have the person you want.
  392. Its so hard loving someone when they don’t love u back! But its even harder when u used to be friends but now u don’t even say hi!
  393. After a while you can’t cry over someone anymore. If they caused your tears they are not worth it. So dry your eyes and wait for someone who wont make you cry.
  394. When anything happens..good or bad you’re the only one I want to talk to..I pick up my phone to call you but then I remember..you don’t care anymore
  395. the easy part of love is falling in love but the hard part is letting go and forgetting
  396. I think that I only exist when it is convenient for you — I am sick of playing this game!
  397. I thought you cared but you lied and hurt me worse than anyone ever has. And all I did is care about you, and for some reason I still do
  398. I did my best but no matter how I tried, it isn’t good enough. I’m not perfect and I can’t give everything you need. I failed.. I’m sorry..I can give no more..
  399. Sometimes you’ll have to love me at my worst ; because sometimes that’s when i need it most
  400. Heartbreak definition: When you fall in love with your best friend & all you want is them, and all they want is someone else.
  401. when i hear about u i smile,when i hear Ur voice i freeze,when i see u my heart starts pounding so loud i think u hear it
  402. sorry I’m not perfect enough for your perfect little world..
  403. The worst addiction is Love because u can never get over it
  404. I try so hard to be strong, but then I think of you, and then I cry. I pray God will show you my sorrow, so you could see that I’ve always loved you.
  405. If you have the choice between falling off a cliff and falling in love, choose the cliff, it hurts less.
  406. The person I love the most is the one who breaks my heart on a daily basis
  407. Its kinda funny… the one person you wanna be with always seems to wanna be with somebody else…
  408. One of the hardest, most painful, soul-wrecking things you can do, is watch the one you love loving someone else.
  409. you know what’s amazing?How one person can make you feel like the luckiest person in the universe, and then five minutes later they can make you feel like trash
  410. The worst thing about love is being in love with someone who will never be in love with you.
  411. You don’t know what I’ve been through. All the tears and pain. So don’t say you know what it’s like cause you don’t
  412. I’m in love with the person you were.. not the person you have become
  413. I guess I am good at hiding my emotions because you didn’t notice the hurt in that one.
  414. Sometimes, you have to pretend that you’re happy and fine, until you realize that your pretention has become your strength to move on.
  415. someone asked me “do you ever get mad or upset? Because you’re always happy and laughing” I look and smile then look away and say to myself..you have no idea..
  416. you’re all I want, you’re always on my mind, you’re perfect in my eyes. You know how I feel about you, but you act like you don’t even know me
  417. I saw you I was afraid to talk to you. I talked to you I was afraid to like you. I liked you I was afraid to love you.Now that I love you I’m afraid to lose you
  418. And just when you start to believe that dreams come true and true love lasts forever… forever ends.
  419. Delete from Facebook : Done ✔Delete from Yahoo : Done ✔Delete from contacts : Done ✔Delete from the Heart : Error ✖
  420. I should’ve seen the signs.. I was weak, & I’d already fallen for you. I was ignorant of what truly was, you never loved me like I love you.
  421. maybe i love you too much, since i don’t complain when I’m already getting hurt…
  422. A person was asked what love is. he answered that it’s like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hug the more it hurts:xD
  423. People often say:” If you’re really meant for each other,you’ll still end up together” such a cliche. Don’t they realize that without EFFORT destiny is useless?
  424. The plan is to forgive and forget..Forgive myself for believing you and Forget you even existed
  425. Sure I am a forgiving person, but when i give u my heart n u tear it 2 pieces that’s when I get 2 my limit. I will love u forever, but wont ever trust u again!
  426. If the love you feel is true, Then it will never leave you. The more you give someone your all, The more it hurts and the harder you fall. ~M.J
  427. I’m tired of waiting for you to wake up and see what you have right in front of you! When I walk away – I promise NOT to come back!
  428. It’s so painful when two people really like each other but for some reasons they just can’t be together.
  429. yea I’m strong when i wanna be. i act happy but never really am happy but one day I’m just gonna stop being strong break down and cry and show my true colors.
  430. Half of my heart urges me to move on, away from the pain you’ve caused me. The other half refuses to loosen its grip on that sweet, sweet past.
  431. I wish i could forget you,I wish we never met.I wish i didn’t feel the way i do.But most of all i wish you felt it too.
  432. The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling just to stop the tears from falling.
  433. When no one had time for you..i made time,when nobody else cared about you,i loved you. when no one made you smile,i made you laugh. don’t take love for granted
  434. I always fight for what I want, unless it hurts the one I love. Just know I didn’t give up I just wanted you to be happy.
  435. I kept hoping things would get better, but you keep showing me they won’t
  436. I keep checking my phone for a text that will never be there:(
  437. who’s the fool ? The liar ? or the person believing the lies?
  438. Dear Heart, The people you loved dearly are gone.. and They aren’t coming back, So please forget about them, for all it does is kill you slowly, Love Brain.
  439. It takes only a minute to like someone, an hour to fall in love with someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
  440. I can’t keep fighting for you to stay in my life when all you want to do is leave…
  441. Sometimes words that are spoken hurt so deep that a simple “I’m Sorry” just isn’t enough.
  442. “Girls fall in love with guys who have the ability to make them SMILE
    But Guys fall in love with girls who have the ability to make them CRY..”
  443. I’m not mad at you. I’m not ignoring you. I’m not avoiding you. I’m just waiting to see if you’ll make the effort to talk to me first.
  444. Your status is SINGLE but you heart is TAKEN.

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